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‘Michelle Obama’s Box At The State Of The Union’ Is The New Cool Kids’ Lunch Table


Everyone wants to sit with Michelle at the State of the Union tonight. Did she ask you to sit with her? I sat by her last time, so. Last year Steve Jobs’s widow Laurene Powell Jobs got to sit with Michelle and this year it’s Apple CEO Tim Cook. This is the second year in a row that someone from Apple will be sitting with Michelle. Do you know anyone else who got to sit with her two years in a row? Besides me, I mean.

Here’s a brief list of other attendees of the First Lady for tonight’s address:

- Bradley Hemming, a machinist who works at Atlas Machine and Supply in Louisville, Kentucky.

- Oregon governor John Kitzhaber.

- NASA’s ‘Mohawk Guy’

- 102-year-old Haitian immigrant Desiline Victor.

- 12-year-old Tucson student and healthy eating advocate Haile Thomas.

I heard that after the speech there’s going to be a kickback at Joe Biden’s house. I guess you can come.

[Photo via Whitehouse.gov]

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  • Anonymous

    “Everyone wants to sit with Michelle at the State of the Union tonight.”

    No they don’t. This is a fine example of media bias.

  • Sarah Devlin

    I actually think it’s an example of “hyperbole.”

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