Morning Laugh: A Nerdy Girl’s Secret Yearbook Quote
7:30 am, June 19th | by Weiyu Li
For many of us, it may be embarrassing to dredge up the ol’ yearbook and take a glimpse at our senior quote. Don’t worry — it happens. Such won’t be the case for Jessica Lee, a Garfield High School graduate who managed to sneak a secret message into her yearbook with the help of the Periodic Table.
As it stands, Lee’s quote is “Flourine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.” Before you write her off as a nerd, let’s take into account the elemental symbols: (F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium.
Put it together and you get “fuck bitches, get money,” the classic Notorious B.I.G. line.
Misogynist message aside, we admire the covert operation; that’s some Harriet the Spy-level stuff! Well done, Jessica. Well done.