Morning Laugh: “Mayor Throws Out Best Insult Ever”
9:30 am, June 24th | by Colette McIntyre
Someone cut you off during your grueling commute this morning? Did the printer jam right when you needed it the most because a coworker decided to print her presentation in color? Has SOME PERSON — you’re not naming names (ahemRussellahem) — stolen your last Diet Coke from the fridge? Before you resort to indicting all those involved with some of the more colorful four-lettered words in your vocabulary, check out this video of an irate Boris Johnson, mayor of London, uttering an insult worthy of Shakespeare. It’s pretty epic. So the next time some construction worker whistles at you when you’re just trying to get to work, get creative. He might not know what “artless, loathsome plague sore” means, but you will and that’s enough.