Natasha Lyonne Reveals MAJOR Orange Is The New Black Spoilers (and by “Major”, We Mean “Fake”)
2:32 pm, October 18th | by Colette McIntyre
Ladies, I have some major Orange Is The New Black scoops! These scoops are so good that you’re going to want to throw them in a pan, douse them in salsa, cover them with a generous layer of grated queso fresco, maybe toss some black beans in the mix, charred hot peppers, onions that were previously caramelized in a cast-iron skillet, place that in the upper middle of your oven, bake, undisturbed, for five to ten minutes at 350 degrees F, stand in the bathroom and frown at your pores while that’s cooking, remove the pan from the oven, place it on a trivet, top the dish with some sour cream and diced tomatoes (but only if tomatoes are in season!), call up your roommate and tell her that you made nachos, get angry that she is out with her ex-boyfriend again, start fighting after she calls you “judgmental,” hang up and mumble to yourself about how no one appreciates your compassionate and discerning advice, I mean, what am I supposed to do? Pretend that I like the guy who once made a Miley Cyrus molestation joke?! I — wait, what we were talking about again?
In this leaked DVD special feature (a.k.a., a web exclusive segment from Conan), Natasha Lyonne spills some juicy plot points from OITNB Season 2. Evidently there’s a new warden in town and he’s even more terrible than Pornstache Mendez.