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Neil Cavuto Responds to Sexism Claims: “Calm Down, Toots”


A couple days ago Fox News’ Neil Cavuto shared with us a list of Christmas Shopping Tips For Men. It contained the kind of axioms your half-drunk, wildly out of touch uncle might offer over the turkey dinner.

In it, Cavuto called women “snide,” yucked it up over how much gosh-darn money we ladyfolk spend and, well, you get the idea.

Today, Cavuto penned a follow up to his original opus, lamenting how he’d been treated after spewing women-jokes that haven’t been en vogue since “The Honeymooners:”

I’m getting a lot of criticism from women about my shopping tips for men. Sexist. Crude. Dopy. One woman even wrote, misogynistic.

Unfair. Untrue. But this holiday season, I’m a giver, I’m not a hater.

So if I’ve offended some ladies, first off, calm down, Toots.

“One woman even wrote, misogynistic.” Well, shut the front door! Cavuto? You’re really listening to us? This is great! And I see you’ve written a list of “Shopping Tips For Women!” Let’s take a lo–… oh. No.

Tip 4– Don’t worry about getting too big a size. Most men will eventually fit into it anyway. And we, unlike you, aren’t the least bit offended by 2X, 3X.

You were so close. Toots, over and out.

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  • Adam R. Charpentier

    I read his article and -”Tip 7– No tools. Many of us may be handy, but don’t confuse that with us wanting to do chores for you around the house. And nothing screams chore, like a sprocket set (whatever that is).”

    This idiot is a promoter of stereotypes and 1950′s ideals, but he concedes that a modern man such as himself doesn’t know his way around a sprocket set…

    Also, we’re all selfish, lazy d-bags that have NO desire to help you around the house. None.

    I am. Enraged. And yet. He’s an idiot. He’s so clearly a massive idiot that I shouldn’t be angry. I pity his family.

  • Anonymous

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  • Gloves C. Donahue

    Neal don’t take no lip off no skirt. He’s the king of his castle, and Mrs.C does what she’s told.

  • Anonymous

    This is adorable–people getting so worked up over an obviously facetious segment that not even the men watching take seriously. 

  • Anonymous

    “Mrs. C” being Neal’s right hand. And she doesn’t stop shaking when she’s told.

  • Ben

    Ah man…chicks these days are so outraged at nothing…

    I’m kidding,his sheet was totally sexist,and he’s not even aware of it,which is damn funny if you ask me.What a dumbass.

  • Dirk

    Show, not segment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jj-Wisniewski/100002654075475 Jj Wisniewski

    You get blasted when you tell the truth about women. There is so much damn PC in regards to women. Pretty soon we’ll be talking about should a broad take of her own panties are do we have to do it for her. What is the better way to go to make her not look like a slut.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Darklady-Reed/581698361 Theresa ‘Darklady’ Reed

    Somehow I’m thinkin’ that’s not a situation you’re liking to need to tackle anytime soon…

  • Anonymous

    I saw the original segment and it was all tongue in cheek fun.  To get your bloomers in a twist about it is ridiculous.

    Do you really think that he’s REALLY advising men to get their women, ‘processed meat products’?  Really?  REALLY?

    I’m a woman and I laughed through the entire thing.   And getting pissed off about it is well, frankly, stupid.

  • get real

    It was tongue-in -cheek. Obviously, this author has an agenda……say “anti-conservative” !

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