‘Not Homeless. Need Boobs.’ Woman Holds Up Sign Asking For Implant Donations
4:35 pm, July 13th | by Laura Donovan
You don’t need to be homeless to solicit money outside. With a “Not homeless, need boobs” sign in hand, an Akron, Ohio woman named Chrissy has taken to the streets to raise money for her breast implants fund.
“I see people panhandling (begging) everyday, so why not panhandle for boobs,” the single mom and bartender said. “It’s original. I’ve never seen anybody else do it.”
Yeah, because it’s sort of wrong. I rest my case. Sounds like drooling fellas can’t resist a lady who wants to enhance her assets, either. After standing on the curb for just two hours, she earned nearly $50, and she’s not retiring her sign until she makes the five grand she needs for the surgery. Chrissy also has a pro bono bodyguard keeping her safe, so at least she’s not putting herself at major risk here.
I guess it’d be cool if she received enough cash to undergo the procedure, but it would make me sad for the people who have to beg to survive and don’t have the luxury of retreating to a residence at the end of the day — or getting cosmetic surgery to look hawt.