Our Favorite Suggestive Tweets From Dr. Ruth (And Some of Our Own)
1:21 pm, August 23rd | by Colette McIntyre
If upon waking this morning you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders, the impalpable dissatisfaction that had been distracting you from life’s mundanities was gone, and you were content for the first time in a long time, there is a reason — Dr. Ruth was finally verified on Twitter.
Obviously this achievement for Twitter- and mankind had to be celebrated. One of the many things we love about Dr. Ruth Westheimer and her Twitter feed is her ability to turn any occasion, news item, or story into a public service announcement for sex. Seriously. It’s a gift. As tribute to Dr. Ruth and that illusive, sought-after blue checkmark, we offer these sexy tweets for unconventional occasions:
Arbor Day — “Gentlemen, in honor of Arbor Day, plant yourself in a loved one and tend to each other. Good wood is a precious thing!”
Bastille Day — “You don’t have to be French to have someone storm your Bastille — just be sure to use lots of lube!”
Earth Day — “On this Earth Day, celebrate protection in all forms: environmental and sexual! Go green by doing it in the dark!”
Groundhog’s Day — “If you don’t want to see your shadow, wear a blindfold while you and your partner play. More weeks of winter? Good thing sex keeps you warm!”
Oktoberfest — “What’s German for ‘have sex with each other’?? …Until I find out, just go and have sex with each other. “
National Soup Month — “January is National Soup Month! How about you and your partner…have a hot bowl of each other…?”
…We should probably just leave the sexual punning to the professionals. Check out our round-up of our favorite Dr. Ruth tweets below!