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If All Else Fails, Wear Sweats To Work Rather Than “Pic Nic” Jeans

If you said the invention of Forever Lazy — an adult-sized onesie for those who can’t handle the effort of blanket usage — marked the beginning of the Apocalypse, you spoke too soon. Now that Italy has debuted “Pic Nic” pants, which allow you to substitute the crotch of your pants for a dining area, it’s officially safe to say the Mayans were right.

Created by Acquacalda, the pants enable customers to “take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface usual for consumption of a meal outdoors.” You may look ridiculous walking around with tan baggy material hanging between your legs, but at least you’ll never be caught with your fly unzipped or rear end popping out the back of your jeans. The pants also “have an orientable pocket for drinks.” Obviously.

As pointed out by The Gloss, this product is perfect “if you’re one of those people who’s constantly having picnics,” but if you’re over the age of 10, it makes you appear lazier than a Forever Lazy or Snuggie ever could, so if you’re ever faced with the rare dilemma of donning Pic Nic jeans or sweats to work, opt for the latter.

[The Gloss]

TAGS: Forever Lazy | Pic Nic pants

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