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Beware! “Piranha Women” Want To Get Pregnant, Steal All Your Money


Look out, rich dudes lusting for ladies, there’s a new breed of woman wandering about: the “piranha woman.”

Yep, “piranha women.” They’re a plague to naive wealthy men seeking female companionship, according a new report from the Daily Mail. I’ll allow them to explain:

Wealthy men are being tricked into bed by single women who deliberately get pregnant because they view a baby as a career option, a top lawyer warned yesterday.

Soaring numbers of men are being forced to part with their money once they have been ensnared in this way by pretty young females.

(Emphasis ours.)

These “predators” (the actual word Daily Mail used) turn to piranha-ing dudes because they don’t want to make money by pursuing a career, according to the one source the Daily Mail used for its story, lawyer Diane Benussi. She explains that babies are “becoming trophies” for these lazy, insensitive, predatory, female piranhas, who — believer her — are everywhere:

“For some women having a baby is a career move. They are paid to stay at home and look after their baby. It is a meal ticket for the next 18 years of their life,” [Benussi said]… They can attack at any time, whether it is in the workplace or at a bar in a posh hotel. “They know exactly where to find their targets,” she said.

You have been warned.

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  • Anonymous

    It’s funny, because just on this site someone was touting about how biology rendered men inherent tricksters to say or do anything to get you into bed. It’s just biology, baby, and it’s the reason we’re alive today! It’s the cirrrrcle of liiiiife …

  • http://www.proactivepolitics.blogspot.com/ Norbit Peters

     ”Beware! “Piranha Women” Want To Get Pregnant, Steal All Your Money”

    I thought they called them DEMOCRATS!

  • Anonymous

    They won’t have any luck with Republican men as half of them are gay.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t tell the radical religious right, but this could be the best case made for abortion, condoms in schools & birth control! I can see the headline now “Rich White Men are now supporters of the liberal agenda”! TeeHee

    STAND FOR PROGRESS.  STAND WITH PROGRESSIVES!

  • Ben

    That’s because you’re NOT that BRIGHT!

  • Anonymous

    Then why is the birth rate among liberal democrats falling as such a alarming rate?

    Dirt Road warriors don’t produce progeny.

  • Anonymous

    >> Chingiss: “They won’t have any luck with Republican men as half of them are gay.”

    You know what always cracks me up? That someone like you will say something like this, where CLEARLY you meant your comment as a DIG at Republicans. Which would logically lead one to believe that you’re Left-leaning.

    However, you’re using someone being “gay” as a PUNCHLINE, which means you’re actually MOCKING gay people. Yet come every election day, the Left will instantly change its tune and turn to gay people and say: “You should ONLY vote for us because we’re the most TOLERANT about you.”

    Gee, nice HYPOCRITICAL act you got going there!

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    This is why god invented anal.

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  • childplease

    Because more education means less children, is why.

  • Anonymous

    Breeding your selves in to irrelevance doesn’t equate with intelligence.

  • Anonymous

    isn’t the term gold digger already in use? 

  • Gloves Robin Donahue

    This why I quit the NBA.

    Those teeth are worrying me.

  • Charles Ulysses Feney

    Pirhana’s felch it out and use the turkey baster!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I think its more of hit on the hypocritical anti-gay Republicans who are forced out of the closet and nothing to do with using gays as a puchline or mocking them! That being said the comment is political in a non-political articale commentary and useless! 

  • Anonymous

    You actually caught that dig? Maybe you’re one of the few conservatives with an IQ above that of a turnip. Oh, how I love baiting Teabaggers(again not a slight against gays) You have me wrong Jethro, I am mocking ignorant twits with their false indignation. Do not take me for a Lib. as most of them are spineless weasels. I am just disgusted with todays GOP which are a pale imitation of Reagan Republicans.

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  • Joepalooka1

    TRUISM; “men play at love to get sex, women play at sex to get love” (or apparently marriage, when the sex inevitably becomes less frequent and adventuresome)

  • Joepalooka1

    hmmm, mightily critical from a ‘generous, forgiving apologist’ (Liberal).
    Jerry & George: …strenuously deny that they are gay, conditioning their denials with “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

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