Printable Valentines From The Jane Dough
12:30 pm, February 12th | by Colette McIntyre
We here at The Jane Dough are deeply ambivalent about Valentine’s Day. When we were younger and single, we resented the holiday but also desperately wanted to be included; like eight-year-olds who think everything great happens after their bedtimes, we convinced ourselves that having a Valentine was the definition of bliss. When we were a little older and wifed up, we realized that getting a Whitman’s Sampler, a single rose from the corner bodega, and a handful of sex coupons (“GOOD 4 1 MEDIOCRE BACK MASSAGE”) wasn’t entirely fulfilling.
But just because this year’s plans involve sneaking hot toddies into a matinee of A Good Day to Die Hard doesn’t mean that we don’t want to share our love for you, dear readers. As a token of our endless affection, we’ve made custom Jane Dough Valentine’s Day cards featuring some of our favorite boss ladies. Take a look at the gallery below, and then print ‘em, sign ‘em, and give ‘em to the bad mama jamas in your life.