Quiz: Are You and Your Office BFF BFFs IRL?
1:15 pm, April 17th | by Colette McIntyre
1. Print out this quiz.
2. Fill it out with your office BFF, first answering the questions about each other and then yourselves.
3. Compare answers. The more matches you make, the better BFFS you are! Match 60% or more (24 questions or higher), and you are BFFs IRL!
The first time she felt utterly alone:
Has she ever purposefully spit on someone, a la Pumkin v. New York (2006)?
Her favorite celebrity baby:
If you gave her $100 and a six-pack of her beer of choice, would she kiss Dog the Bounty Hunter?
While film does she prefer: Volcano or Dante’s Peak?
Has she ever won a prize at a carnival game?
Was it a goldfish?
List the objects currently on her bedside table:
Which Katherine Heigl movie has she seen the most?
Does she like malt milkshakes?
Has she ever been to a Sonic?
Is she a Dmitri or a Alexei?
Which Emoji would she most identify with right now? ;) or :( ^-^ :/ -____- :$
Word association —
Does this remind her of her father?
Speaking of her father…how is their relationship?
What is her spirit animal?
Has she ever dreamed about losing her teeth?
Is she a Raja Gemini or a Chad Michaels?
If we are afraid to reveal our lack of knowledge we will not be able to learn. In order to make progress we must admit where we are now. Such an admission of ignorance is not easy. As Thoreau says, “How can we remember our ignorance which our growth requires, when we are using our knowledge all the time?” Does she think that the present system of education encourages us to admit our lack of knowledge, or is there too much pressure to demonstrate the acquisition of knowledge?
Shag Marry Kill:
The first UPS guy who came in today; the doorman; the coworker directly to your left.
Which Vagina Monologue does she most identify with?
Corn meal or Oatmeal?
Does she lick her finger before turning a page?
…How can you stand that?
Is she more likely to say “you can’t buy me love” or “my love don’t cost a thing?”
How does she like her eggs?
Does she think that cats see the same orange as we do?
Does she say “car-mel” or “care-ah-mel?”
Is she an Orville Wright or a Wilbur Wright?
Yay or Nay:
Big Top Pee-wee?
Who is she (essentially)?
What is her true nature/essence?
What is her true identity?
Does she remember when Rosie O’Donnell used to have that talk show and she would shoot Koosh balls into the crowd?
Does she remember Koosh balls?
Wide-ruled or College-ruled?
Post-it or Paperclip?
Paper or Plastic?
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