Read of the Day: “15 Hottest Sideboobs at the VMA’s”
5:30 pm, August 27th | by Colette McIntyre
Today’s Read of the Day is a piece called “15 Hottest Sideboobs at the VMA’s” that was published on CollegeHumor. I know what you are thinking. I know exactly what you are thinking. I know you are confused — I was confused too. Just trust the process. Below is actual text from this post. It’s amazing.
WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THIS.
WHAT DID YOU REALLY THINK WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
WHAT SORT OF EROTIC BLISS TRULY COULD HAVE AWAITED YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS LINK?
DID THE THOUGHT OF IT AROUSE YOU, FOR REAL?
I MEAN, WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.
IT’S TIME TO TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF.
LET’S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
SO YOU SAW THE HEADLINE.
AND THE PICTURE.
AND WHAT DID YOU THINK?
WAS THERE ANY CELEBRITY IN PARTICULAR YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? OR WAS IT JUST SIDEBOOBS IN GENERAL?
AND – ARE SIDEBOOBS A THING FOR YOU? LIKE, IS THAT SOMETHING YOU ARE GENUINELY ATTRACTED TO?
OR IS IT MORE JUST BREASTS, AND YOU’LL SETTLE FOR WHATEVER SLIM PICKIN’S YOU CAN GET?
IS THE IDEA THAT YOU MENTALLY EXTRAPOLATE AND PROJECT THE REST OF THE BOOB FROM A MERE GLANCE AT THE SIDE OF ONE? AND THAT DOES THE TRICK?
WHATEVER THE ANSWER, SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE. AND IT NEEDS TO CHANGE NOW.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE.
To read the rest of this genius, click here.