Read of the Day: “Lullabies for Misandrists”
5:35 pm, September 24th | by Colette McIntyre
In today’s Read of the Day, The Toast editor Mallory Ortberg poisons MRA dudes‘ sleep with prescient lullabies about the rise of matriarchy.
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word
Ever; your sister is talking
Georgie Porgie, puddin’ and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
The girls sharpened their knives and made a decision.
Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a tuffett
Eating her curds and whey.
It was illegal for white men to practice medicine.
Hello young lovers, whoever you are,
I hope your troubles are few.
All my good wishes go with you tonight,
Feminism doesn’t go far enough.
Hickory, dickory, dock
You know what this rhymes with
And what we’ll do to it.
And you won’t like it.
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