When we heard those wily Bravo producers were expanding their “Real Housewives” empire again, we were slightly annoyed. Then we found out that it’s going to be located in Westchester. And we were elated. Think of the moguls! Think of the hedge fund managers! So many lives to explore; so many privacies to undermine. The producers, actress Mary Amy and real estate agent Nora Holmes (who, in an odd and seemingly unfair twist are also going to star in the show), sat down with the Wall Street Journal to discuss their vision for the show.
Big mistake. Why? Because we already know who they should cast! And we’ve got the list right here. Behold, “The Real Housewives of Mogulite.” You’re welcome.