Non-Shocker: Rielle Hunter And John Edwards Are, Like, Totally Splitsies [VIDEO]

Grab the Kleenex, gang: Rielle Hunter and John Edwards broke up late last week. And like high schooler with a mega-phone, Hunter decided to announce this news to the world just days later. Oh, except her mega-phone was Good Morning America.

And sure, we’ve already chronicled the many terrible and insane things she said last week on 20/20, but why not go ahead and talk about some of the terrible and insane things she said here too!

Some highlights from this morning’s segment:

– Hunter tells ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn’t have had an affair with Edwards. Noble, except for the fact that she had a child with the one-time presidential candidate and is basically saying she’d be cool with her daughter never being born. Classy stuff.

– When discussing her breakup with Edwards, Hunter says they split because she’s “no longer interested in hiding our relationship.” Perhaps this is because Edwards and Hunter have different ideas of what “not hiding” means. I’d venture to guess her version of that involves Dancing With The Stars.

– Hunter told Stephanopoulos that Edwards’ kids should read her new tell-all memoir about her affair with their father because “there’s so much misinformation and spin about this story.” Yep, it’s super important for them to read a biased memoir surrounding Hunter’s extramarital affair with their father, in which their father’s mistress, calls their dead mother a “witch on wheels.” Yep. Makes total sense.

You can watch the whole stomach-churning interview here, courtesy of Mediaite:

TAGS: john edwards | rielle hunter

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