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Urinals That Look Like Women’s Open Mouths Not A Huge Hit, Shockingly


A Rolling Stones museum in northern Germany had the totally and completely hilarious idea to install a set of urinals in its men’s room shaped like the band’s iconic “lips” logo. Unfortunately, the urinals ended up looking more like women’s mouths than anything else. Oh dear.

Because the idea of peeing into an open, androgynous mouth wasn’t awkward and gross enough, the urinals attracted a whole heap of gender tension after the designer decided to eschew the traditional wagging tongue often found in the Stones’ original logo. The result? Urinals that look like you’re peeing into a red lipsticked woman’s gaping maw.

Now female activists are protesting the pee receptacles, denouncing them as misogynistic, according to Spiegel. The museum’s benefactor, Ulli Schröder, who has clearly woken up on the wrong side of the bed for the last decade, had this to say in response:

“They were damned expensive and they’re staying where they are and that’s final.”

Sounds like someone needs a hug. And a pair of glasses.

(Image via IBT)

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  • Monstr_duc

    hahaha, that’s awesome!!!

  • Pallium

    The gaping urinal bears a striking resemblance to Rush Limbaugh in full cry. If it is the Rushter’s mouth, I would answer a definitive and loudly proclaimed YES

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FRM6PNS6VGSKU6YRNMWGEHKVLU Michael J

    I don’t see any resemblance to Rush Limbaugh at all but I do see it in Pallium! Quite a very good resemblance there for a liberal puke. 

  • KathyK

    What genius thought this was a good idea?

  • 12voltman1

    The photo looks likes a album cover for The Rolling Stones.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see what the big deal is. If they don’t like it, then stay out of the men’s room. Simple really.

  • Anonymous

    I saw a gadget at the Wynn in Las Vegas that stops the pee from splashing your clothes. It was called “Antisplash.”  Maybe they should contact those folks and see if they could make a tongue for that mouth! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/chasrmartin Charlie Martin

    Because, after all, the lips logo never looked like a woman’s mouth before.

  • Nyyy

     its very bad way to insalt thw women and the human raice it should be removed right now.
    how weard THE west insaltting the women and plame muslims ha ha is this the place that the western women is in?????     wow i would like to keep my islamic dreess before the men PEPE in my mouth ….TUBEISLAM>COM…. 

  • JAM

    It’s a ROLLING STONES MUSEUM, people. It’s not like the designer just RANDOMLY picked the design.

  • Anonymous

    There is a toilet, in Vienna, Austria, that have urinals like this.  I have been there once, pretty fancy!

  • Makariusogera

    That’s now plain weird, suitable for the rapist to quench their desire.

  • Mr. Oahu Hawaii

    How about modifying one to be a toilet, and call it The Pallium Crapper.

  • Mr. Oahu Hawaii

    The urinal is supposed to look like the famous Tongue and Lip logo designed by John Pashe of the Royal College of Art for The Rolling Stones, which used it as cover art on their Sticky Fingers album.  After meeting lead singer Mick Jagger, John said “Face to face with him, the first thing you were aware of was the size of his lips and his mouth.”  John added the tongue, and the artwork made history.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Pasche
    Although I “get it”, I cannot help but feel strange about urinating into the mouth of anyone, be it Mick Jagger, dead Taliban militants, or a woman.

  • Mr. Oahu Hawaii

    What a strange comment.  If a rapist’s desire truly is quenched by using such a urinal, then wouldn’t it be a good idea to make ALL urinals look like this?  That will stop rape from happening.  That fallacious statement results from your fallacious logic.
    Rapists, in general, don’t get off urinating in the mouth of women.  The folks that do, have a very weird fetish, but that does not mean they are rapists, just really freaky people.  Judging by the number of internet porno images of this genre, it may be a rather common thing.  Yuck!

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