‘I’m Already More Important Than Everyone Reading This’: 7 Best ‘Royal Fetus’ Tweets

There’s something you should know: I.hate.everything.associated.with.the.royal.family. Well, to be fair, the people are fine, but I’ve never been a fan of the amount of press they get, so the next six months or so are going to be sheer hell for me. The Duchess of Cambridge has a bun in the oven, as we learned earlier this week, and sure enough, a fake Twitter account for said bun (@RoyalFetus) is already tweeting up a storm.

The account, which was apparently created at the time of the royal wedding, is officially in use again and publishing hilarious tweets such as, “From what I can tell so far, the internet is just a place where people talk about me. I love it! But wait what’s love?” At present, it has garnered more than 9,000 followers and the number will only increase over the next year, especially as it gives birth to (…too much?) more funny tweets. Here are our favorites so far.

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