Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Sandra Fluke’s Engagement

4:45 pm, April 26th | by Amy Tennery

Styleite had the royal wedding. Gossip Cop had the “other” royal wedding.

And now, we have Sandra Fluke’s wedding.

We kid, of course. But as fierce Fluke defenders we couldn’t help but be happy for the Georgetown Law student/Feminist Demigod after hearing of her engagement announcement. See, Limbaugh, even “sluts” can get married! It’s a beautiful day, indeed.

With that in mind, we present “Absolutely Everything That We Could Possibly Find Out About The Sandra Fluke Engagement (Presented In A Fashion We Hope Is Not Too Creepy).”

For starters, Fluke’s fiance is Adam Mutterperl, according to the Daily Beast and he is (as is befitting the fiance of a supremely cool person) a comedy writer and producer. We thought comedy writing was one of those made-up careers that only people in romantic comedies had (that and architecture), but he’s engaged to Sandra Fluke (and they’ve been dating for eight years), so of course he does something cool for a living.

Here’s the homepage from his website:

His professional bio says he “cried during Howard the Duck Part II.” He also worked on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist for a while. Adam, you’re swell.

In other news, Mutterperl’s dad is “a major donor to the Democratic party.” Some people are making a big deal over that. And Greta Van Susteren thinks that’s ridiculous. We agree! (Of course, Bill O’Reilly was on that bandwagon a long time ago.)

And, as long as we’re on that train of thought, here’s what Fox News analyst Monica Crowley tweeted after hearing the news: