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Santorum’s “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”-Esque Anti-Obama Ad Will Give You Nightmares


You know what I really miss? Horror movies from the early 2000s — but thankfully presidential candidate Rick Santorum has filled the thriller void with his new trailer “Obamaville,” a film preview of what the next four years have in store for us if President Barack Obama maintains his seat.

The clip, which brings haunted houses and terrifying Podunk towns to mind, opens with chilling background music as a crow flies across the screen two years into Obama’s second term. In a sorry town with no kids on the playground and an abandoned shoe in the grass, a little girl sits beside an eerily wall photo that flashes across the screen in scary movie style, but it only gets scarier. A woman with intense red lipstick makes the “shh” gesture, we’re told doctor’s visits will be hard to snag, we learn that small businesses will struggle, the year “2014″ pops up in red, and a man places a gasoline pump to his head as the narrator says gas prices are going to be through the roof. Then we’re given an image of Iran leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and informed that he “has become a nuclear threat.”

We get it: The future is bleak under Obama, but the video could really cool it on the creepiness. As I said before, our country could use some horror flicks outside of the “Paranormal Activity” franchise, but we’re thinking Santorum’s team isn’t the right group to own that.

Watch the clip below, but be prepared to sleep with the light on for the next few nights:

[BuzzFeed]

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  • Anonymous

    What gives me nightmares are the words President Obama.  Thankfully, come January 2013, that horrific nightmare will be over. 

  • Hummingbird_19

    yes, because Romney, Santorum, Gingrich, Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Paul, and all the rest of the vile conservative bible thumping racist pukes will have passed from view and this country can get back to business.  And we can only hope Boehner, McConnell, Ryan, and the rest of their ilk go the same way….

  • Anonymous

    vile conservative bible thumping racist pukes

    Nice.  And liberals wonder why people call them hateful. 

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    I hope they keep on telling us their views ,we learn more about them
    .rick is a wacko and will not win. if he did he is a very dangerous man .

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Q24GLHTX6HKLR7RS3ADQ3YTYA4 Rolanda
  • Katholene

    ? The only reason that Obama has “failed policies” is because of the republican congress!

  • Michael Rowzee

    Rush
    Limbaugh and other conservative talk show hosts have expressed their
    support for Senator Santorum. Senator Santorum said he is a Conservative
    and not a candidate of the Republican Establishment; a candidate of
    conservatives loyal to the Republican Party and not ready to align with
    the new American Conservative Party. Rush Limbaugh has said repeatedly,
    “I am not a Republican, I’m a Conservative.”  Rush Limbaugh has often
    criticized and condemned the main-stream news media
    for failing to vet President Obama while intentionally but secretly
    ignoring skeletons
    from Santorum’s closet. For
    reporters supporting President Obama’s reelection
    to ignore Santorum’s less-than-honorable past is expected; the President
    has a
    better chance of winning against Santorum than against Romney: But
    Limbaugh’s hypocrisy is inexcusable because he does the same things he
    publicly condemns others for doing.
     

    Here are examples of
    vet-able stories ignored by Rush Limbaugh:

    Santorum put the
    screws to elderly veterans. http://www.disabledveterans.org/2012/01/22/santorum-put-the-screws-to-elderly-veterans/

    Santorum:
    “Libertarians have this
    idea that people should be left alone, be able to do whatever they want to do,
    government should keep our taxes down, keep our regulations low, and that we
    shouldn’t get involved in the bedroom, we shouldn’t get involved in cultural
    issues. That is not how traditional conservatives view the world. There is
    no such society that I am aware of, where we’ve had radical individualism and
    that it succeeds as a culture.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gwwmm-cQxU&feature=player_embedded

     

    How
    Corrupt Was Santorum?

    http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/01/the-corrupt-christianist.html

    Santorum charity for
    the poor spent most of its money on management, political friends
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/santorum-charity-for-the-poor-spent-most-of-its-money-on-management-political-friends/2012/01/11/gIQAGDKVwP_story.html?hpid=z11

    Why Rick Santorum’s
    Pennsylvania Residency Scam and School Tuition Fraud Still Matters – And Why He
    Can’t Be the Nominee Because of It
    http://hillbuzz.org/why-rick-santorums-pennsylvania-residency-scam-and-school-tuition-fraud-still-matters-and-why-he-cant-be-the-nominee-because-of-it-95754

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