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Santorum Is Sorry You Had To See That Shirtless Photo Of Him


Someone somewhere decided it would be a good idea to snap a photo of presidential candidate Rick Santorum relaxing topless on the beach, so the conservative politician has been forced to apologize for possibly upsetting anyone with his less-than-ripped abs.

During a Friday radio appearance on the Steve Cochran Show, Santorum found out that someone had taken a picture of him shirtless in Puerto Rico and said he was sorry if they were underwhelmed.

“I guess the paparazzi got me,” Santorum said, adding that he had no idea someone had been taking photographs of him. “I know I probably should lose about 15 or 20 pounds, but I’m working on it…I apologize…because I’m sure it’s not a pretty sight…You want to get some sun, you gotta take your shirt off, so that’s what we did.”

We’re unsure what could motivate a person to capture Santorum without his clothes on, but perhaps some view the GOP contender as an older Channing Tatum.

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  • Guest

    He is no Vladimer Puttin… is all I am saying. He should go wrestle a bear.
     

  • Sera

    According to the posting at gay blog Joe My God, it’s because an all gay male cruise had stopped there. So, if pictures were going to be taken anyways, why not an arch homophobe surrounded by his mortal foes?

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