Aspiring Tech Moguls: Talk In Gibberish Jargon And You Will Succeed!
11:40 am, May 18th | by Hillary Reinsberg
It used to be that those who dreamed of making it big worked their way up through big corporations, getting raises and putting in tough hours. But why do that, when you just pitch your dorm room-founded startup, that “seamlessly fuses branded integrations with content creators” or focuses on “SEO keyword-rich trend tracking” all on the “mobile-to-mobile tablet based client side.”
Say what? Yeah. Not everyone can be Mark Zuckerberg and pitch their billion-dollar idea to Peter Thiel, though the scores of imitators are becoming something of an epidemic.
Watch as College Humor expertly reduces “startup guys” to a hilarious cultural stereotype, as they try to pitch their multiple companies, most of which were started somewhere between “15 seconds ago” and “20 minutes ago via Twitter.”