In today’s EOD roundup, physicists believe that they may have found a Higgs Boson, “the elusive subatomic speck sometimes called the ‘God particle.’” Since this blows my mind far more than I am comfortable with, I don’t have much to say other than, “Daaaaaaaaamn!”

In today’s #watwc roundup, Katie Couric shows 50 Cent her guns and, like McKayla Maroney, he is not impressed, Kirsten Powers throws some 50 Shades shade at Tucker Carlson, Arianna Huffington is looking for a punchline, and more!

Following the success of 50 Shades of Grey, adult fiction publishers Clandestine Classics are inserting (pun intended) erotic scenes into literary classics such as Jane Erye, Pride and Prejudice, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (!!!).

Hello ladies, it is in fact another workday, which means a fresh batch of tweets from famous and funny ladies of twitter. Speaking of which, we have Rosie’s version of Fifty Shades Of Grey (sfw) — and it’s probably not what you’re expecting.

We’ve reached the point of saturation, guys. And that point is this: The new Fifty Shades Of Grey musical parody

Hello ladies, I hope your workday hasn’t been too treacherous. But even if it has look at the bright side, it’s almost over. And the brighter side, you ask? Well clearly we have our daily installment, your quick twitter fix.