In today’s EOD Roundup, a Florida woman found her estranged husband in bed with his girlfriend and retaliated by pooping on his kitchen floor. Look like someone had a case of the ol’ Al Rokers.

A seemingly unembarrassed Al Roker discussed his accidental post-op poop at the White House on Meet The Press, causing the internet to explode.

Before the Oscars, Best Supporting Actress winner Octavia Spencer sat down with Al Roker to talk about her role in The Help and about how her career has changed. The interview aired this morning on “Today,” highlighted by Spencer’s perspective on why she deeply respects domestic help and…why she’s going to “staple her boobs to her shoulders.”

“It’s just a briefcase!” cried Matt Lauer, and never have we agreed with anyone more.

In its latest “can we make this into a trend story” segment, Today devoted some time this morning to male grooming, an industry and trend that, it’s true, is growing. More men are purchasing grooming products and apparel than ever.

While Paula Deen is far from the most enterprising of the celebrity chef set, with more than a half-dozen books under her belt and her own lifestyle magazine, we’re willing to grant her chef mogul status. The “Today” show’s Al Roker, however, is ready to grant her crazy status. In a retrospective of the southern cooking maven’s segments with Roker, the two try to out-adorable each other while reminiscing over their shared spotlight. Still — a glazed-donut bacon burger? Yea, she crazy.