While we (and Drake) know full well that girls love Beyoncé, feminists have been wrangling with Queen B ever since she embarked on part one of being an independent woman. In the most articulate and thoughtful essay we’ve read on the subject thus far, Tamara Winfrey Harris, Senior Editor at Racialicious, suggests that our perceptions of the singer/entity as a feminist may say a lot more about our own politics than Bey’s.

Bey is having a baby.

In today’s EOD roundup, you know those unflattering photos of Beyoncé performing at the Super Bowl that have been floating around the web? Well, it turns out that Queenyoncé was not pleased when the Internet turned her holy visage into a meme; in fact, Beysus was so traumatized by the experience that she has banned professional photographers from the Mrs. Carter Show Tour and hired her own photog team. No new photos of She-Hulkcé? Oh well…I guess we always have Amanda Bynes.

In today’s EOD Roundup, the Billfold knows what tax you didn’t pay last summer when you bought that juicer on Amazon and the Billfold knows that you still didn’t pay that tax when you filed your taxes this year.

In today’s EOD roundup, it should be fairly clear by now that we have some intense feelings for Spring Breakers and most of them can be summed by one elongated “yes” followed by an exorbitant amount of exclamation points.

Beyoncé has already done a lot to empower women (after all, she has devoted entire albums to it) but she is at it again. And this time she’s got friends.

Beyoncé rules the world. I’m not making that up — it was written on a Vogue cover which pretty much makes it science fact.

If you’ve been a person on the Internet these past two days, presumably you’ve experienced some of the hoopla surrounding British writer Hilary Mantel’s comments about Kate Middleton. Media publications have assailed Mantel for “dissing” Middleton, mischaracterizing her nuanced analysis as “an astonishing and venomous attack,” “creepy…pot shots,” “snobby, inaccurate, and sexist.” Even the British prime minister, David Cameron, felt the need to address the cause célèbre, calling the author’s remarks “completely misguided and completely wrong.”

We watched Beyoncé’s infomercial for being Beyoncé this weekend. We had a lot of thoughts.

In today’s EOD roundup, this is the winter of our discontent Beyoncé: the woman stole the show at the Inauguration and the Super Bowl, and she’s set to take TV by storm again with her upcoming HBO documentary. In order to promote said film, Life is But a Dream, Beyoncé sat down to a revealing interview with Vogue. Because we shouldn’t have to wait for the new gospel, the LA Times has ten choice quotes from the Queen herself and they are priceless.