That Business Insider article about successful people who barely sleep got to you: you discovered that Marissa Mayer and Indra Nooyi both run massive companies on four hours of sleep and now you feel guilty every time you take a nap. But rest easy, my young professional sister!

The Golden Globes were last night and usually we’re not ones to brag, but we were right about a lot of things. Some host-on-Clooney action? Check. A Clinton appearance? Check. A Sarah Palin impression? Almost! Tina and Amy were unsurprisingly amazing as hosts but the real scene-stealer was Jodie Foster’s rambling acceptance speech for the Cecil B. DeMille award for lifetime achievement in film.

Some of us have spent our lives dreaming of a book deal, but apparently all we have to do is mess around with the president to receive a multi-million dollar publishing contract. Monica Lewinsky, who is reportedly putting together a tell-all on her affair with former President Bill Clinton, is allegedly cashing in $12 million for the project.

Some family members are totally transparent with each other all the time. That wasn’t an option for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Prominent figures from politics, music, film and of course, Silicon Valley gathered yesterday to celebrate Steve Jobs during a private memorial at Stanford. Let’s a take a look at who was there — from Jobs’ competitors to a former president.