Since the beginning of time (all right, since the start of political partisanship), right-wingers have prided themselves on pushing for small government and personality responsibility. But according to Current host Stephanie Miller, the Republican party is so big that it is single-handedly trying to “enlarge [her] vagina”…with an external sexual gratification instrument disguised as an ultrasound wand. Multi-talented actress Judy Greer and movie star Kate Beckingsale made light of the GOP’s apparent fixation on ladyparts in a recent Funny or Die video, but Miller isn’t joking at all.

Virginia delegate David Albo is calling the contentious state proposed abortion ultrasound bill a cockblock.

The law, which was amended this week so women undergoing abortions would not be required to endure an internal ultrasound, influenced Del. Albo’s wife to deny him sex. What better place to share this story than on the House floor?

That was fast.

In the aftermath of nationwide outrage over a proposed Virginia law that would force women undergoing abortions to have an ultrasound, Gov. Bob McDonnell broke away from his initial support of the measure and said in a statement that he would no longer back it.