“It’s my vagina, so hands off, crazy.”

Has there ever been a more universally known pop song than Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”? Probably, but not recently. People of all different walks of life have talked about the catchy tune, some even singing it. Colin Powell and Loretta Sanchez know where it’s at, but not President Barack Obama, who said he had never heard of the song before someone created a mash-up of him and the hit.

Ah, “Call Me Maybe.” The hyper bubbly pop hit that just won’t. freaking. die. Perhaps this is the reason it continues to go strong even though it has been ruined by the media: The singer Carly Rae Jepsen hasn’t actually experienced the teenage rite of passage of giving a person she likes her phone number.

For anyone who doesn’t quite get what swagger is supposed to mean, urban dictionary won’t be of much help. There are pages upon pages of definitions, trust us, we checked. So what better solution than to check the twitter account of the funniest comedian and actress we know, Mindy Kaling. She lets us know what the ‘new’ swagger is below. Also in our slideshow, Julia Segal gives us Carly Rae Jepsen’s real number, Jenny Johnson perfects the art of ignoring family and apparently there are such things as stupid questions. Who knew?