Any guesses?

In today’s EOD roundup, Law & Order: SVU (a.k.a. The Show People Used to Watch Until Elliot Sex-bler Took His Alpha Male Super Catholic Short Fuse Shtick and Left the Precinct But Don’t Worry He’s Probably Still Taking Cases Way Too Personally and Mouth-Punching Rapists Somewhere) is airing a Chris Brown and Rihanna-inspired episode and everyone is uncomfortable.

In today’s EOD roundup: Come early December, Canada’s Dalhousie University will be creating a puppy room for stressed out students. When reached for comment, the Canadian Government merely raised an eyebrow and said, “Your move, America.”

For someone who has been skewered by the media and world for more than three years for beating his girlfriend, Chris Brown seems somewhat thin-skinned. The rapper, whose Twitter account disappeared last night after he’d gotten into one of those oh-so awesome tweet feuds with comedian Jenny Johnson, is using one less social media outlet.

Gentleman of the year Chris Brown steals the Halloween spotlight in the most offensive way possible. Did we expect anything less?

Natural beauty is (sadly) a rare occurrence in the media. “The Talk” ladies recently did their show without make-up and Ellen followed suit, sort of. She gave up something integral to the success of her show: peppermint schnapps.

In other twitter happenings, the iPhone 5 was just released and promptly cracked, singing for Simon Cowell is never a good choice and Chris Brown makes the second most regrettable decision of his life.

Ladies, we all know how wonderful friendship can be. I mean, really, would we have even survived without our bffs? Chances are not happily, which makes our friends a pretty great part of our lives. But with every up there is a down and Mindy Kaling is here to talk about one of the downsides to friendship. Other womanly topics being discussed on twitter include the five things that every woman has, JoJo putting problems in perspective and Jenny Johnson furthering that perspective by mentioning the one thing that no one should ever forget. No matter what.

We know what you’ve been wondering: What would happen if Chris Brown joined the “Peanuts” gang?

Of course you were. But wonder no more.

I feel for Rihanna, not just because she was once a victim of an abusive relationship, but because the media refuses to let her forget about it or put the past behind her.