In today’s EOD roundup, you know those unflattering photos of Beyoncé performing at the Super Bowl that have been floating around the web? Well, it turns out that Queenyoncé was not pleased when the Internet turned her holy visage into a meme; in fact, Beysus was so traumatized by the experience that she has banned professional photographers from the Mrs. Carter Show Tour and hired her own photog team. No new photos of She-Hulkcé? Oh well…I guess we always have Amanda Bynes.

I don’t know about you, but my daily trip to Dunkin’ Donuts is one of the reasons I love getting up in the morning — even though such excursions could be destroying my vision. A new study suggests that excessive java drinking could lead to “vision loss” and “blindness.” What do you think: is it worth the risk? Chances are, you’re inclined to say “yes.”

Coffee is a splendid, energy-boosting thing. It also brings about a great deal of dependence, which is never good. A new infographic reveals that 46 percent of employed people argue they’re less productive without their morning cup of Joe, and that tells me caffeine plays a large, all-consuming role in our lives.

If you’ve ever worried that your cup of joe dependency could bring on more serious health issues than stained teeth or withdrawal headaches, you can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that your affinity for java probably won’t up your chances of developing serious illnesses.

Starbucks is raising the prices of its packaged coffee by 17 %, but it’s not CEO Howard Schultz’s fault. Really, he doesn’t want to be blamed.

Schultz says the price upticks are due to speculation on the part of…coffee price speculators…saying that the price of coffee will reach a 34-year high. The change will take effect by July, on top of the 12% increases that already came in March.

According to Consumerist, Schultz really doesn’t want you to think it’s his, or Starbucks’ fault. Right, because Starbucks coffee has never been overpriced.