5:30 pm, September 19th | by Colette McIntyre
In today’s Read of the Day, Gawker’s Caity Weaver shares the most passive aggressive, whackadoo, TrimSpa-fueled bridal communiqués that we have ever laid eyes on. To anyone who was in this woman’s bridal party: you are an American hero.
3:30 pm, December 13th | by Carmen Shardae Jobson
Sigh. I hope all future babies won’t have inferiority complexes! While life went on for most of us on December 12, 2012 — a momentous (to some) date that marks the last time such a match-up on the calendar will occur until January 1, 2101 in the next century, when we will all be dead — babies lucky enough to be born exactly at 12:12am or pm yesterday are receiving some extra-special attention from astrologists and of course, their parents. These proud parents are convinced that their 12/12/12-born little ones will be undeniably lucky in life. Because that doesn’t set up those babies for failure at all.