2:00 pm, August 20th | by Amy Tennery
You really can’t make this stuff up.
This mogul spawn just took his tikes turtle hunting — although he tweeted that it’s “not what ur thinking.” I’m not sure what I was thinking when I read that, so I assume he means that he’s not going to actually eat turtle. So, how does one do this? Apparently you take a “chicken leg tied to a string” and dangle it in the water among turtles.
Stumped on who this could be? I’ll give you a hint: he referred to one of his children as “D3.”
3:27 pm, July 5th | by Amy Tennery
Unless you’re living under a rock, you’ve no doubt already heard the stunning verdict in the Casey Anthony trial, which found her not guilty of first degree murder, child abuse or manslaughter, which were the most serious of her charges.
Lots of people are weighing in on the outcome, and one person in particular from the world of moguls. That’s right, everyone’s favorite Twitter commentator, Donald Trump Jr.
You may be wondering, Why on earth would I want to read what Donald Trump Jr. thinks about the Casey Anthony trial? This is a valid question. But by gum, Trump thinks you should know what he has to think (and even has a chat about it with Sarah Silverman about it. Truly bizarre.) Let’s take a look…
4:03 pm, June 23rd | by Amy Tennery
… For his daughter.
See, most parents whip up a Duncan Hines and (maybe) hire a clown or something on their kids’ birthdays. Donald Trump Jr., on the other hand, hires a life-size Spiderman and commissions a custom Spiderman cake for his 4-year-old, Kai (who we’re guessing really likes Spiderman. Just a hunch.). Trump Jr. was kind enough to document the whole occasion on Twitter, so we can live vicariously through the event.
The Spiderman-for-hire looks like a pretty good sport — apparently Kai “asked mommy if she could keep him” after he joined her on the swings. Also, the cake looks like it was ripped straight out of “Cake Boss.” Seriously impressive. But we still have to ask: Where was Grandpoppa Trump? We’re sure he enjoys a Spiderman cake as much as the next mogul. Check out the Twitter-sharing after the jump.
4:31 pm, June 10th | by Hillary Reinsberg
Donald Trump Jr. had some whiny words this afternoon – the young Dad tweeted that he was skipping out on a weekend bachelor party in Iceland, citing sickness and missing his kids. Such behavior is a sign that “ur getting old,” he wrote.
Donald Jr! Stop acting like you don’t casually take day trips to exotic countries all the time like it’s no big thing. (See: Panama; Previously: Colombia) Iceland sounds fun! It’s light 23 hours a day there this time of year!
3:49 pm, June 7th | by Amy Tennery
When he’s not busy jetting off to Bogota for the afternoon, fauxgal Donald Trump Jr. is by far one of our favorite tweeters to track (don’t worry, Barron Hilton, you still hold the number one place in our heart).
So we were delighted to find Trump Jr. had been tweeting about Weinergate — the scandal that has consumed the hearts and minds of everyone with a pulse. And he was tweeting with former “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant Star Jones, no less! Here, Trump Jr. offers advice on how he would have covered up such a scandal, had it happened to him…
2:51 pm, June 3rd | by Hillary Reinsberg
Gasp! Wait for it…
Donald Trump Jr.’s baby is going to be a boy. The mogul heir announced on Twitter that his wife Vanessa will be having a baby boy – or a “little man,” rather – in October. We’d like to imagine that all Trumps are born as “little men” rather than babies, automatically bypassing childhood and possessing bouffant hair right out of the womb. This news was announced in US Weekly, but Donald Jr. wanted to be absolutely certain his followers all knew about it.