In today’s EOD roundup, Slate’s interactive Oscar feature discovered that in the past eleven years, Meryl Streep has been thanked four times in Oscar winners’ speeches while God has only been thanked in 3. So, in other words, Meryl Streep has been thanked a total of 7 times.

In today’s EOD Roundup, science wants you to stop being such a tease and either get with your best guy friend or set him free because no man actually wants to be your friend — your friend with benefits, maybe.

In today’s EOD roundup, The Atlantic argues that Downton Abbey‘s contented relationships makes the show “more satisfying and intimate” as opposed to boring. (Ahem, The Office.) We’d agree but let’s be honest — we’re only in it for the Dowager Countess and the gay footman-turned-valet-turned-underbutler drama.

In today’s EOD roundup, Michael J. Fox drops some major truth bombs on Taylor Swift, saying that he is never-ever-ever going to let the pop star date his son. I am now one step closer to being Mrs. Sam Fox Golden Globe. [Vulture] This list of “six guaranteed low-effort toddler games” reminds me of the [...]

In today’s EOD roundup, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton returned to work today after a brief hospital stay. After a standing ovation, State Department officials presented Clinton with a white football helmet emblazoned with the State Department seal. Now I can’t stop daydreaming of Clinton, helmet on head, riding around New Jersey in Zach Braff’s sidecar. Make it so!