In today’s #watwc, it’s Justin Bieber’s birthday! In celebration, enlist your own legion of preteen girls and have them attack everyone you associate with who isn’t them! Elsewhere: the truth about Taco Bell, Obama’s “Jedi mind-meld,” and more!

In today’s #watwc, Julieanne Smolinski and Ellen DeGeneres offer different ways to celebrate President’s Day, Margaret Brennan gives non-Apple products an existential crisis, the Burger King Twitter hack made us all hungry, and more!

In today’s #watwc, birthday celebrations at Martha Stewart Living are impeccably designed. Elsewhere — feminists we would share a beer with, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwear model contest, and NBC’s very own Honey Boo Boo.

What do you get the 19th century President who has everything?

In today’s #watwc roundup, Chloe Angyal introduces us to the perfect Valentine’s Day alternative, Ellen DeGeneres woke up with a special breed of hang over, Meghan O’Keefe recounts The Perils of Reading Sylvia Plath (now a movie starring Emma Watson!), and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, Hillary Kelly gives us the perfect way to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Pride and Prejudice, we learn that Julie Klausner doesn’t watch Shark Tank, Ellen DeGeneres can’t get Jimmy Kimmel out of her bathtub, and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, Mindy Kaling is on a mission to find Seth Rogen’s house (maybe he hands out full-size candy bars on Halloween?), Lena Dunham shares our sentiments on Oprah’s role in The Butler, Julieanne Smolinski has some ideas for a Terminator 5 script, and more!

Earlier today Gawker posted a photo of a passenger on Icelandair bound with duck tape like some character in American Horror Story. Evidently the passenger was restrained for safety reasons: he had drowned “an entire bottle” of duty free alcohol and went H.A.M. While everyone laughed at the pic, Mia Farrow may have made a love connection. Elsewhere on Twitter, Chloe Angyal shares her Pride and Prejudice related nightmares, Jenny Johnson is really excited for the Houston Texans game, and more!

Everyone is throwing shade at Congress today: pundits from both sides of the political divide, Chris Christie, and the women of Twitter. Jessica Valenti rages over the blocking of the Violence Against Women Act, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand sticks up for Sandy victims, Wonkette thinks the House GOP hates itself, and more in today’s #womenatthewatercooler roundup.

Oh great, this again?