12:00 pm, July 11th | by Varci Vartanian, The Daily Muse
Last Saturday night you were a legend—the reining queen of dive-bar karaoke. Your friends swarmed like the paparazzi, snapping pics and posting them to Facebook before you had time to protest.
The morning after, you click through quickly and don’t find anything too damning (you decide to forgive yourself for the air guitar solo during “Eye of the Tiger”), but log off worrying that the stress eating you’ve been doing with your new job is starting to show. And knowing that your Saturday shenanigans are uploaded for all to see, you vow for way more time on the treadmill this week.