Tory Burch and Sarah Blakely are billionaire newbies.

You may have been under the impression that giving creepy gifts to your coworkers on Valentine’s Day was a good idea. Well, it’s not.

Much has been said, written, and dirge-d (I’m look at you, Robert Burns) about man’s inhumanity to man. Even man’s humanity to man has gotten its fair share of news coverage. After years of study and lying in wait, I have finally discovered woman’s ultimate inhumanity to woman: the GoDaddy commercials. Yes, it’s true; it turns out that The Man behind the most sexist and offensive advertisements shown during the Super Bowl (and that’s saying a lot) is a woman.

Today Forbes came out with a very useful list (not that knowing Taylor Swift’s net worth isn’t useful but…actually, it’s really not) ranking the cities where women earn the most. Considering that women are still making 77 cents for every dollar that men make and with the gap looming even larger for African American and Latino women, this is pretty handy. So where do women earn the most?

Well, this is ironic enough. The Forbes family, whose magazine writes about money and wealth and everything else attached, could now be the subject of one of its own stories.

Fortune, the longtime competitor to Forbes, got access to internal reports, indicating that Forbes Media was in some pretty dire financial straits – with the Forbes family partially to blame.