In today’s EOD roundup, The Atlantic sums up President Obama’s budget in nine words: “Tax the rich; Spare the poor; Remember the young.” You may think it’s nice that ol’ Barry wants to remember us but what The Atlantic failed to mentioned is that the President actually wants us to remember “Be The Young”, a Yellowcard song from 2011. Turns out Obama really loves the band’s mix of anthemic choruses and emotive violin.

Former Secretary of State and potential presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton endorsed gay marriage on Monday, making her announcement in a new six-minute video released by the Human Rights Campaign.

In today’s EOD roundup, we explore why Hillary Clinton is not too old to run for president in 2016 and how suggestions that she is have sexist implications. In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton just gets better with age, like a fine George Clooney.

However you feel about the former First Lady, presidential candidate and now former Secretary of State, when you take a look at Hillary Clinton’s resumé it’s hard not to feel some admiration for the sheer volume of her accomplishments.

Well, would you look at that! In a poll measuring the favorability of possible 2016 presidential nominees, one hypothetical candidate won deep-red Georgia with a comfortable margin. No, it wasn’t Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) or Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI). It was the South African grind train conductor and Queen of “O Rly?” faces herself, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Boom. Check, please!

Justin Bieber was the host and the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and boy did he ever seem like a teenager. He spent most of the episode looking and sounding quite out of his depth, but there were a couple of gems hidden away in a decidedly mediocre episode.

Big news today: Hillary Clinton has rolled out a new web site. Many people say this signifies the beginning of her 2016 run. Plus, her old web site, HillaryClinton.com, offers a link to the new website “to reach the Office of Hillary Clinton,” which is creating further speculation. And this web site was launched a week after she leaves her post as Secretary of State. Coincidence? I think not. In this case, this picture might literally be saying 1,000 words.

In today’s EOD roundup, San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone argued in a Catholic Herald profile that “legislating for the right for people of the same sex to marry is like legalizing male breastfeeding” which begs the question: is male breastfeeding illegal?! What would the forefathers think?! I thought I was living in America, not SOVIET RUSSIA.

Modern Family actress Julie Bowen apparently has plans to deport her co-star. Elsewhere — celebrating National Handwriting Day, albino strippers and defending Hillary Clinton.

Earlier today Secretary of State Hillary Clinton finally delivered her long-awaited congressional testimony concerning the attack on the U.S Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. While serious health problems had forced Clinton to postpone her appearance on Capitol Hill last month, there was no doubt that the Secretary of State was back in fighting form before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. In fact, Clinton appeared — dare we say — feisty; she gave us more face and hand gesticulations than a bunch of first-time actors pretending to be an Italian family in an Olive Garden commercial.