Much like everything else on the Internet, Twitter is all atwitter about the baby Kimye. Paula Pell shares what is making Kim feel queasy, Alex Alvarez has a linguistic suggestion, Meghan O’Keefe reminds us who the real heroes are, and more!

Well ladies, as the old saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, especially when you’re following a friend off a bridge. Did I get that mixed up? Well Ellen followed Miley’s lead right into fashion police headquarters, where they were both promptly arrested. Luckily Ellen had just enough time to snap a picture and share it on twitter.

Hello ladies, it’s almost closing time on this fine Thursday. But before you shut down your computer and pack up your briefcase, the twitterverse has a few messages for you. Vital things like Chelsea Handler finally finding the man of her (and every other woman’s) dreams. The adorable picture of Tyra Banks and her forehead before they both got famous. And this one’s not to miss – Ivanka Trump still making us proud, standing up for every kind of working mother. Tweet, tweet and enjoy.

In addition to Trump’s tweets we have wise words and bug bites with Arianna Huffington. In other news, girls rule and boys still drool – the boy scouts uphold their policy of discrimination against openly gay members and leaders, while the girl scouts don’t discriminate against the LGBT+ community. And finally, the funniest cat lady joke of all time. Enjoy these tweets and the rest of your Wednesday.

TGIF! Or…I think it’s Friday at least. Today on Twitter we found that women were generally frustrated and confused after having a holiday in the middle of the work week, Megan McCain swears she’s not hitting on you, Ellen tweets a picture of an adorable dog (I want!) and Ivanka Trump is so over “Call Me Maybe.” So take a break, relax, enjoy these tweets and have a wonderful weekend!

Welcome back workers, hope today’s grind isn’t too much after yesterday’s celebrations. Speaking of, we have some funny fourth tweets, a rocky road trip with Bethenny Frankel and Joan Rivers rescuing ‘bitches’. Happy fifth of July — now get back to work.

Though very accomplished and entertaining, perpetually enraged businessman Donald Trump could use a personality makeover. And by makeover, we mean media blacklist so we don’t have to listen to the ramblings of a pushy bloviator ever again. But because he is Donald Trump and not very well versed in demonstrating tact, we think he’d be wise to consult the women in his wife on how to carry himself in public.

And we thought we’d have to wait for a paid exclusive to get our first look.

Looks like People magazine might have jumped the gun just a tad bit, ambushing the new mom in her oversized shades as she entered her Manhattan apartment this week. Arabella was dressed in a ones with a matching hat — complete with pink tassels, of course. Click through for a picture of the wee one!

Because she’s superwoman.

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner, real estate mogul and Observer owner are expecting a baby girl…today. And, as Mogulite learned, Trump tweeted that she’s still going into the office. Why? Because her gut tells her she won’t become A Mom for a few more days. Sure.

Soon-to-be Mom Ivanka Trump celebrated Father’s Day today like an average American: drinking a “Dunkaccino,” playing golf with Dad…and visiting the house from Annie.

Trump tweeted on Friday that she planned to spend Father’s Day playing golf and having lunch with Dad Donald. This morning, she praised the Dunkin’ Donuts Dunkaccino, saying, “Dunkin Donuts really nailed it when they invented the Dunkacinno! Yum!”

Ivanka, patronizing the lowly Dunkin’ Donuts? We would’ve thought she took her coffee at Sant Ambroeus!