In today’s #watwc roundup, Jenny Johnson shares her thoughts on Kris Jenner scoring a daytime talk show on Fox, Alex Alvarez has created the perfect Twitter spam bot, Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are soup snakes (we don’t know what it means, but we like how it sounds), and more!

I’ll admit it — I tend to get a little excited when I notice that I have a new email in my inbox. That excitement turns into disappointment when I realize it’s just another former classmate trying to “join my network.” I even prefer creepy OkCupid messages to LinkedIn notifications! In today’s #watwc, Ana Marie Cox hates LinkedIn as much as we do, Terri Ciccone bemoans waking up from a Ryan Gosling dream, Diablo Cody shares a giant squid, and more!

Earlier today Gawker posted a photo of a passenger on Icelandair bound with duck tape like some character in American Horror Story. Evidently the passenger was restrained for safety reasons: he had drowned “an entire bottle” of duty free alcohol and went H.A.M. While everyone laughed at the pic, Mia Farrow may have made a love connection. Elsewhere on Twitter, Chloe Angyal shares her Pride and Prejudice related nightmares, Jenny Johnson is really excited for the Houston Texans game, and more!

Well ladies, as the old saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, especially when you’re following a friend off a bridge. Did I get that mixed up? Well Ellen followed Miley’s lead right into fashion police headquarters, where they were both promptly arrested. Luckily Ellen had just enough time to snap a picture and share it on twitter.

Ladies, we all know how wonderful friendship can be. I mean, really, would we have even survived without our bffs? Chances are not happily, which makes our friends a pretty great part of our lives. But with every up there is a down and Mindy Kaling is here to talk about one of the downsides to friendship. Other womanly topics being discussed on twitter include the five things that every woman has, JoJo putting problems in perspective and Jenny Johnson furthering that perspective by mentioning the one thing that no one should ever forget. No matter what.

For anyone who doesn’t quite get what swagger is supposed to mean, urban dictionary won’t be of much help. There are pages upon pages of definitions, trust us, we checked. So what better solution than to check the twitter account of the funniest comedian and actress we know, Mindy Kaling. She lets us know what the ‘new’ swagger is below. Also in our slideshow, Julia Segal gives us Carly Rae Jepsen’s real number, Jenny Johnson perfects the art of ignoring family and apparently there are such things as stupid questions. Who knew?