In today’s #watwc, German researchers have found that sexual activity can lead to “partial or complete relief” of head pain in migraines and Joan Rivers is not pleased. Elsewhere, why Mia Farrow will never be “Gwyneth-like,” Meghan McCain’s dating woes, and more!

While the world waits for the papal conclave to choose a new pope, some of our favorite ladies have been tweeting as they watch for the white smoke. Elsewhere, Anna Kendrick thinks she would do The Bachelor wrong, Julie Klausner gives Mayor Bloomberg some props, Rachel Simmons stars an Easter candy civil war, and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, Meghan O’Keefe perfectly encapsulates how we’re all feeling post-Super Bowl, Anna North shares the shockingly unshocking demographics of Super Bowl ad creators, Joan Rivers reminds us of February’s other star — Punxsutawney Phil, and more!

In today’s #watwc, no one knows how to handle the deeply devastating news that Beyoncé lip-synced her performance of the National Anthem at the Inauguration: Dr. Ruth tries to console us with thoughts of Jay-Z and Beyoncé’-Z’s sex life, Meghan O’Keefe explains why this charade hurts the most, Frances Martels realizes that hindsight is a bitch, and [...]

In today’s #womenatthewatercoolerroundup, Martha Stewart wants to know if “YOLO” is Scrabble appropriate, Sally Jessy Raphael clearly doesn’t know the meaning of “TMI”, Paula Pell is getting ready for her New Year’s Eve smooch, and more!

Lindsay Lohan owes the IRS a good chunk of change — over $200,000. While she is concerned with paying legal fees and staying out of jail, Joan Rivers has a suggestion for how to resolve her financial woes.

While on a visit to London, Joan Rivers tweeted a picture of herself posing with “three potential suitors.” Ladies, you’ll want to check out these hotties!

Look out ladies. The world must be coming to an end when Joan Rivers, the host of Fashion Police approves of white t-shirts. That may have something to do with the picture of her face on the shirts, but who’s to say.

In other tweet-worthy updates, Courtney’s new go-to accessory, the best “keep calm” phrase ever and how to ensure safe sex for teenagers.

Joan Rivers tweeted that she is both inspired and depressed by her agent’s method of looking for other work. He’s sure to find work in no time with his genius idea.

In other hilarious twitter happenings, Women’s Humor tells us how the path to success is paved, what you should be taking instead of vitamins and how to get your cardio fix.

If there’s one thing Joan Rivers’ groundbreaking, storied comic career proves, it’s this: With hard work, determination, grit and fire, one day you could meet Ryan Lochte. Think about, ladies. The ultimate prize.

All sarcasm aside, Joan Rivers and Ryan Lochte are in the same picture together in today’s Twitter roundup, somehow setting the world right. In other news, we have behind-the-scenes pics of both “Girls” and Katie Couric’s new show. And if that isn’t reason to click on, I don’t know what is.