…Or ruin your life.

The VP debate is in two days, so you should probably start stockpiling your booze now.

Daily Beast contributor Meghan McCain is in a rough place right now. On the one hand, the Republican Arizona girl wants Mitt Romney to become our next president, but on the other, she wants Barack Obama to take Hillary Clinton on as his VP candidate, and given the rise of the current secretary of state’s popularity, the GOP would really struggle to compete against her. Nevertheless, the “Dirty Sexy Politics” author argues that Clinton would be the right choice for Obama’s ticket — and that kicking Joe Biden to the curb would be a good move for liberals.

The “Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling” meme will never get old, but that doesn’t mean every man in the public eye is deserving of a funny widespread movement. The ladies behind “Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan” kept the trend alive and have just taken it a step further with their new “Hey Girl, It’s Joe Biden” Tumblr page.

Let’s play a round of “Would You Rather?”, shall we? What’s worse: Your grandparents cracking sex jokes in your presence, “700 Club” host Pat Robertson explaining why oral sex is OK, or Vice President Joe Biden talking about lubrication and Irish folks breeding like rabbits? If the third scenario scares you most, be glad you weren’t there when it took place Tuesday.