Modern Family actress Julie Bowen apparently has plans to deport her co-star. Elsewhere — celebrating National Handwriting Day, albino strippers and defending Hillary Clinton.

The Internet is a frequent source of criticism for celebrities, and Modern Family actress Julie Bowen is no exception to the judgment. Elsewhere – how to avoid family during the holidays, a dating must-have and when you know it’s time to get the wedding playlist together.

Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his fiance Justin Mikita have recently launched an organization in support of marriage equality. Tie the Knot brings fashion to the fight for rights as proceeds from bow ties sold will go to other organizations fighting for LGBT rights.

When Ann Romney said earlier this year that “Modern Family” was her favorite show, sitcom creator Steve Levitan found a way to mock the conservative figure for her remark, tweeting, “Thrilled Ann Romney says ModFam is her favorite show. We’ll offer her the role of officiant at [gay couple] Mitch & Cam’s wedding. As soon as it’s legal.” Though the program head was quick to use Ann’s fandom against her and the Romneys in a passive manner, “Modern Family” star Julie Bowen recently offered a more understanding approach to the former prospective first lady, an attitude seemingly unheard of among liberal Hollywood types who took pleasure in criticizing Ann during the election.

Anderson Cooper has been one lucky man in the past few days. His show recently hosted two of the ladies that regularly appear in our twitter rundown. Both Olivia Wilde and Julie Bowen tweeted pictures posing with Cooper.

In other twitter news, Ellen needs help, more jokes about the replacement refs and why you shouldn’t wear Axe.

Ladies, you’re gonna need a bigger boat. That’s right, it’s Shark Week – the week people flock from the beaches to their televisions, to watch sea life prey on smaller sea life. Makes perfect sense to me. But the Twitterverse is heatedly debating the week dedicated to the finned frenzy, so naturally we brought the tweets to you.

Ladies, I’m psyched. Sifting through witty women’s tweets each day always gives me a few laughs and sometimes I even find ones that make me think, but rarely do I come across 140 characters that really excite me. Today Julie Bowen tweeted out an article from After Elton, which nominated her as a gay icon, saying she’s “#flattered.” This isn’t an Emmy nomination, though she’s won an Emmy already, this is a nomination for the next gay icon. How cool is that? What’s better is she seems genuinely thrilled.

‘I don’t know about you but I love Tuesdays,’ said no one ever. But that’s okay – at least it’s not a Monday. In fact, Monday is a distant memory and it is just about closing time today. Let us give you something else to be happy about