In today’s #watwc, Eurostar has created a tablet specifically for women: the ePad Femme. The tablet’s software has been “customized for women” and includes preloaded yoga and recipe apps, because real life is a joke. Elsewhere, how to respond to a “sandwich” joke, riffing on Love Story, and more! [Photo via]  

While the world waits for the papal conclave to choose a new pope, some of our favorite ladies have been tweeting as they watch for the white smoke. Elsewhere, Anna Kendrick thinks she would do The Bachelor wrong, Julie Klausner gives Mayor Bloomberg some props, Rachel Simmons stars an Easter candy civil war, and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, someone has uncovered our secret feminist plan (quickly — to the bunkers!), predictions of Seth MacFarlane’s Oscar medley,  bilingual feminist dating advice, and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, Hillary Kelly gives us the perfect way to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Pride and Prejudice, we learn that Julie Klausner doesn’t watch Shark Tank, Ellen DeGeneres can’t get Jimmy Kimmel out of her bathtub, and more!

In today’s #watwc roundup, funny women of Twitter are still riding that Golden Globes high: Lena Dunham reveals the “best part of [the] Golden Globes madness”, Ana Marie Cox says what we’ve all been thinking about Jodie Foster’s coming out, Julie Klausner wonders who Quentin Tarantino’s date was, and more!

Everyone is throwing shade at Congress today: pundits from both sides of the political divide, Chris Christie, and the women of Twitter. Jessica Valenti rages over the blocking of the Violence Against Women Act, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand sticks up for Sandy victims, Wonkette thinks the House GOP hates itself, and more in today’s #womenatthewatercooler roundup.