12:05 pm, February 7th | by Colette McIntyre
As McKinnon’s mom advised, you just have to “hop around like the Biebs.”
2:32 pm, August 12th | by Colette McIntyre
Nate Nielsen, average-looking bro-dude and guy who bathed in 312 cans of Pepsi Max, we’re worried about you.
5:56 pm, August 5th | by Colette McIntyre
Last week an iPhone was #blessed to be thrown onstage and shoved down Justin Bieber’s leather marsupium; today in Girls Be Lobbing news, a fan chucked a tampon at One Direction during the band’s recent San Diego concert.
1:59 pm, August 2nd | by Colette McIntyre
During a recent concert in Newark, Justin Bieber noticed that a fan had thrown her iPhone on stage. Instead of returning the phone, Justin picked it up and shoved it down his sagging crotch. What follows is the fictional rise and fall of the world’s most famous crotch-soaked smartphone.
4:30 pm, March 1st | by Colette McIntyre
In today’s #watwc, it’s Justin Bieber’s birthday! In celebration, enlist your own legion of preteen girls and have them attack everyone you associate with who isn’t them! Elsewhere: the truth about Taco Bell, Obama’s “Jedi mind-meld,” and more!
11:30 am, February 11th | by Sarah Devlin
Justin Bieber was the host and the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and boy did he ever seem like a teenager. He spent most of the episode looking and sounding quite out of his depth, but there were a couple of gems hidden away in a decidedly mediocre episode.
9:30 am, November 6th | by Laura Donovan
Now that the Biebs 18, you can feel less weird about viewing him in a sexual manner, right? WRONG.
5:09 pm, September 6th | by Hillary Reinsberg
The next hot venture capital hotshot? Justin Bieber. Say whaaaat? Bieber’s been a mogul for some time, with a licensed perfume business to accompany his record career. Now, he’s apparently funding a web startup. What kind of startup? Good question.