3:57 pm, October 4th | by Colette McIntyre
Nothing is more righteous than a weary mom laying down her Swiffer WetJet and calling it quits!
4:51 pm, October 1st | by Colette McIntyre
Not only is Kanye West your “expresso,” your “shot in the morning to get you going,” but he’s also the perfect way to announce your resignation and give your pageview-obsessed boss the ol’ college “F-U.”
3:46 pm, August 27th | by Colette McIntyre
Before we begin, you should probably sneak into a cartoon villain’s secret lair, steal a comically oversized magnifying glass, hold said glass over the ocean, angle it in such a way that the intensified sunlight causes the water to boil, wait until the water evaporates, and take this story with all the dissolved salts you gather from the ocean floor.
1:28 pm, August 8th | by Colette McIntyre
Media outlets are speculating that new mother Kim Kardashian plans to launch a childrenswear line, using North West as its model and posterchild. While neither the Kim nor the ‘Ye half of Kimye has confirmed the reports, we certainly wouldn’t put it past the ever-spotlight-hungry Kardashian Klan. Inside we provide what we think is a fairly accurate estimation of what Kim’s baby line would contain.
5:30 pm, June 25th | by Grace Rasmus
Kimye’s baby is so famous she already has an impersonator.
10:00 am, June 14th | by Colette McIntyre
Thanks to an upcoming (predictably braggadocios) album and the most quotable New York Times profile in recent years, Kanye West is once again the Internet’s favorite subject.
6:30 pm, March 6th | by Colette McIntyre
In today’s EOD roundup, Kate Middleton might have slipped up and announced that she and Prince William are having a girl. After receiving a teddy bear as a gift, Middleton replied, “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d—,” before stopping herself. When asked if she was about to say “daughter,” Middleton remained coy and responded, “We’re not telling.” So Kate Middleton is having a daughter! Or maybe she’s not having a daughter! Either way, you can bet your bottom daughter that journalists be speculatin’! THIS IS NEWS!
12:40 pm, January 17th | by Colette McIntyre
What would you pay for a journey into the “mysterious world of dark, supernatural desire” with this woman and the man who once tweeted “I just threw some kazoo on this bitch” at the helm? Assuming it actually exists, that is.
6:15 pm, December 31st | by Colette McIntyre
In today’s EOD roundup, we want to help counteract the affects our list of the ten most sexist remarks of 2012 may have had on your psyche. Start repairing with this countdown of 2012′s best moments for women. [Huffington Post] NPR’s Parul Sehgal shares a list of his five favorite heroines of 2012. [NPR] Be [...]
3:30 pm, December 31st | by Colette McIntyre
Much like everything else on the Internet, Twitter is all atwitter about the baby Kimye. Paula Pell shares what is making Kim feel queasy, Alex Alvarez has a linguistic suggestion, Meghan O’Keefe reminds us who the real heroes are, and more!