In today’s #watwc roundup, we learn from Chloe Angyal that today is World Nutella Day, Donna Brazile fights for the re-authorization of the Violence Against Women Act, Ana Marie Cox gets a free hat from the Minnesota State Legislature, and more!

Stars — we love them; we hate them; we want them to be just like us but also better than us, the brand name product to our Kirkland Signature. Our relationship with celebrity is twisted: the most popular gossip magazines often come off as part power-crazed Sigma Delta Tau presidents during Rush Week and part fanatical basement-dwelling mouth-breathers who want to wear Jennifer Aniston’s flesh as a suit. And no one suffers more at the fickle hand of entertainment media than famous women; take the Daily News’ most recent celeb-obsessed photo gallery.

Ladies, if you think you’re having a bad day, think again. Unless you’re a high profile actress that got her phone and everything in it stolen (I hope you set those privacy settings, Olivia), your day isn’t so bad. Then again, she is still a famous and gorgeous actress, so how bad can life be?

You may have heard of the recent, earth-shattering news that Kristen Stewart has cheated on Robert Pattinson. Every one either saw it or heard about it and exactly one person cared (and it wasn’t Rob). To be completely honest I wasn’t even aware that they were still together, so you can only imagine how much it killed me (as in, not at all).

Hello ladies, it’s almost closing time on this fine Thursday. But before you shut down your computer and pack up your briefcase, the twitterverse has a few messages for you. Vital things like Chelsea Handler finally finding the man of her (and every other woman’s) dreams. The adorable picture of Tyra Banks and her forehead before they both got famous. And this one’s not to miss – Ivanka Trump still making us proud, standing up for every kind of working mother. Tweet, tweet and enjoy.