Enough is enough, for real. I assume most everyone has heard about this already, no?

Levi Johnston witnessed son Tripp spout the “f” bomb on a recent episode of Bristol Palin’s reality show and was so upset with the things he saw that he has decided to seek full custody of the toddler. The former Playgirl model told TMZ that his child’s onscreen behavior, which includes swearing, disrespecting family members, and talking back, leads him to believe the little boy is getting “no real parenting” and on a “downward spiral.” While he’s right that the kid could use some discipline and manners, it’s kind of sad that Papa Johnston had to tune in for a reality show to recognize how far his offspring has fallen.

Not like you needed a reminder.

If your first child has an unusual name, you’re sort of obligated to keep the tradition going for the next kid in line.

At least for Levi Johnston, whose second baby will be named Breeze Beretta after an Italian gun maker.

Have you been dying to know what Levi Johnston, who fathered a child with former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol a few years ago, has been up to since the release of his tell-all book? In case you’ve missed him terribly, Johnston has returned to the tabloids and probably won’t be leaving anytime soon, as his girlfriend of more than a year, Sunny Oglesby reportedly has a bun in her oven.