In the words of Matthew McConaughey’s character, “Can you touch this? No no no no no no no…”

I’m guessing you weren’t surprised to hear that “21 Jump Street” cast member Channing Tatum was just named PEOPLE‘s Sexiest Man Alive. The actor himself, however, was stunned.

“Magic Mike” was last month’s big movie and is already starting to feel like an old classic, but star Channing Tatum will keep the spirit of the flick alive by starting a similar-themed bar in New Orleans.

You know that whole “A” for effort thing? That’s what “American Pie” icon Jason Biggs gets for his joke “Magic Mike” audition tape.

Happy Monday Ladies! Okay, so maybe the start of the work week isn’t really “happy”, but hopefully these witty and inspirational tweets (and realizing that there are now 4 days until the weekend) will brighten your day. Today on Twitter we learned that girls are smarter than men (you’ll see what I mean), the Real Housewives are confusing, investing in women is the future, professional Yelp reviewers are weird and Channing Tatum is hot (obviously). Hope you enjoy these as much as we do!