Maybe Martha Stewart doesn’t feel like acknowledging the big 7-0 (I mean, her recipes of the day were Seitan Bourguignon and Parsley-Leaf Salad, for crying out loud), but at Mogulite, we’ve got Martha fever.

It’s her birthday today — and, with that in mind, we wanted to take a trip back down memory lane. Well, a trip down her dating memory lane, that is. Remember when she was rumored to be dating Anthony Hopkins? And her Hungarian billionaire boyfriend? And the gossip surrounding her and SNL star Seth Meyers? The folks over at Powerwall have the rundown on all of Stewart’s past paramours. And the list is rather intriguing.

You may have noticed that we’ve got Martha Stewart on the brain lately. And why not? She’s celebrating her 70th in just a few days — in fact, she started the party a little early at a roadside clam bar in the Hamptons.

With that in mind, our friends over at Powerwall combined a slideshow of some of Stewart’s most memorable moments.

Martha as a model? Check. Martha sporting a retro-80s perm? Check. Martha getting indicted for… you know what? Let’s just forget that one. It is her birthday, after all!

Happy (almost) Birthday, Martha Stewart! A source tells Mogulite that Stewart enjoyed a birthday lunch today with four friends at the Clam Bar in Amagansett, which, despite its Hamptons address, is a super casual seafood shack on the side of the highway with outdoor-only seating. Stewart blew out the candles on a slice of key lime pie and then drove off (she in the driver’s seat) in a black Chevy Suburban. On August 3, Stewart turns…wait for it…70. Girl looks good.