In today’s EOD roundup, Slate’s interactive Oscar feature discovered that in the past eleven years, Meryl Streep has been thanked four times in Oscar winners’ speeches while God has only been thanked in 3. So, in other words, Meryl Streep has been thanked a total of 7 times.

No objections on that one.

Meryl Streep partakes in a round of “Shag, Marry, Kill” so you don’t have to.

Happy Monday Ladies! Okay, so maybe the start of the work week isn’t really “happy”, but hopefully these witty and inspirational tweets (and realizing that there are now 4 days until the weekend) will brighten your day. Today on Twitter we learned that girls are smarter than men (you’ll see what I mean), the Real Housewives are confusing, investing in women is the future, professional Yelp reviewers are weird and Channing Tatum is hot (obviously). Hope you enjoy these as much as we do!

If any actor has a right to want to take it easy for role preparation, it’s two-time Academy Award winner Meryl Streep, who took home an Oscar earlier this year for her “Iron Lady” portrayal and recently demonstrated a lack of enthusiasm at the prospect of reprising her role as toxic fashion magazine EIC, Miranda Priestly in a “Devil Wears Prada” sequel.