In today’s #watwc, Martha Stewart’s cat, Princess Peony (we wish we made that up), glares at us from her urn throne, some ladies share their thoughts on New York City’s soda ban, Caitlin Moran confesses to harboring secret Michelle Obama friendship fantasies, and more!

In today’s EOD roundup, we agree: it’s time to stop lambasting Marissa Mayer.  The President and CEO of Yahoo has garnered some sharp criticism this week after banning remote work and telling the PBS-AOL series Makers that she didn’t “consider [herself] a feminist.” While both actions are problematic, it’s still important to shed light on the gendered insults being directed her way.

In today’s EOD roundup, Law & Order: SVU (a.k.a. The Show People Used to Watch Until Elliot Sex-bler Took His Alpha Male Super Catholic Short Fuse Shtick and Left the Precinct But Don’t Worry He’s Probably Still Taking Cases Way Too Personally and Mouth-Punching Rapists Somewhere) is airing a Chris Brown and Rihanna-inspired episode and everyone is uncomfortable.

If you are a woman who works in Washington, you might see a doppleganger of yourself at certain New York Fashion Week shows this week — well, a much taller and skinnier version of yourself. According to MSNBC, designers this year are taking major inspiration from the style of Washington D.C. power women.

The 57th Inaugural Ceremonies featured Richard Blanco, who is the first Hispanic, the first openly gay man, and the first immigrant to recite an inaugural poem; the first-ever inaugural mention of gay rights; and this doozy of a fashion statement by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and yet the Internet can’t stop talking about Michelle Obama’s eye roll.

Did you hear Michelle Obama wore clothes to the inauguration?

In today’s EOD roundup, Michael J. Fox drops some major truth bombs on Taylor Swift, saying that he is never-ever-ever going to let the pop star date his son. I am now one step closer to being Mrs. Sam Fox Golden Globe. [Vulture] This list of “six guaranteed low-effort toddler games” reminds me of the [...]

I’ve known for a while that Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Jay-Z, and Beyonce are BFFs just a step away from making friendship bracelets and hosting pajama slumber parties, so it was completely unnecessary for our nation’s leader to appear on the radio to share more about his love for the musical power couple.

Us Weekly found it necessary to report on exactly how much the first lady and prospective FLOTUS’s debate outfits are, but the prices are no one’s business.

Even before everyone in the world agreed that her husband biffed the first debate, Michelle Obama did not look like she was having a good time.